Welcome To Pro9 - Europe\

  Create An Account Home  ·  Topics  ·  Stats  ·  Your Account  ·  Submit News  ·  Top 10 November 14, 2019  

  The Pro Shop


NEW: Buy 2 items (or more) and get a free upgrade to 1st Class UK postage.

Exceed X-Chalk
Pre-Order


Ignite 12.2 Shaft
Pre-Order


3 Cue Q-Claw
Now in 7 colours!


OB
8 Inch Extension


Kamui
Chalk Shark


Arcos II Balls
from Predator


*** NEWS FLASH *** Used Cyclop Zeus Pool Balls - ex-pro tour, only used 1 season, in excellent condition, limited stock, only available for 24 hours, price includes UK delivery, or deliver to Europe for extra £13, save £55 per set, do not miss this great opportunity. Order now.
USED BALLS


NEW: Predator QR2
12 Inch Extender


Aramith Pro Cup
TV Ball Set


Balls Now In Stock
Duramith Tournament
Next Day Delivery


Cyclop Hyperion
GB9 2019 Balls


Brunswick Centennials
Precision balanced


Ballsak - Pro
Cue Ball Case


Ballsak - Sport
Cue Ball Case


Ballsak
Cue Ball Case

Hard Ball Case
2¬ľ inch balls


Acrylic Ball Marker
New Improved Design



Aramith
Billiard Ball Cleaner


Super Aramith
Pro Cup English


Aramith
Billiard Ball Restorer


Outsville Rack
GB9 Special Offer


Predator
Roadline LE9


Predator
Roadline LE8


Predator
Roadline LE7


Predator
BK-Rush Sports Wrap


Predator
BK-Rush No Wrap


Predator
Cue Holder


Series Update:
Predator 9K-1


Series Update:
Predator 9K-2


Series Update:
Predator 9K-3


Exceed
2 Inch Extender


Exceed
4 Inch Extender


Predator
Panthera4-1


Predator
Panthera4-2


Poison Armor2
2x4 Hard Case


Poison VX4
Jump Cue - Red


Poison VX4
Jump Cue - White


Poison VX5
Jump/Break - Green


New Blak Series
Predator Blak4-5


New Blak Series
Predator Blak4-4


New Blak Series
Predator Blak4-3


New Blak Series
Predator Blak4-2


New Blak Series
Predator Blak4-1


Phantom
Budget Jump/Break


Pechauer P10-H
Pro Series Cue


Poison VX BRK
White Break Cue


Poison VX BRK
Black Break Cue


Predator RoadLine
8 Point Sneaky Pete


Predator RoadLine
8 Point Sneaky Pete


Second Skin Gloves
Red / Yellow / Blue


Cynergy 15K Shaft
Carbon Composite


Bear BP-5 Cue
with 2 pro shafts!


Bear BP-6 Cue
with 2 pro shafts!


Bear BP-7 Cue
with 2 pro shafts!


Mezz Ace 18
Order Now!


Predator Revo
Buy 12.9mm Now!


Mini 3 Inch
Predator QR Extension


New Mezz Jump
Air Drive II


New Predator Case
Urbain Series 3x5 H


New Predator Case
Urbain Series 2x4 H


New Predator Case
Urbain Series 2x4 S


Poison
Cue Towel


REVO Wipes
5 Pack


Balabushka
GB23


Balabushka
GB8


Balabushka
GB5


Balabushka
GB3


Balabushka
GB1


EXCEED ARMOR
Joint Protectors


Poison Cues
Cyanide 3-1


Poison Cues
Cyanide 3-2


Poison Cues
Cyanide 3-3


Poison Cues
Cyanide 3-4


Predator Roadline
Soft Case 4x8


Predator Sport 2
Stratos Wrap


Predator Sport 2
Stratos No Wrap


Kamui Roku
Order Now


Buffalo 6x12
Monster Cue Case


Instroke 4x8 Case
Soft-Side Leather


Power Rack
One 4 All


Perfect Practice
Darren Appleton


Now in Stock!
Molinari Gloves


Mezz MA-FK
Masse Cue


Molinari CHLK
Back in Stock!


Tip Fitting...
By Post!


Q-Wiz
Top Seller - Cue Care


Diamond
Pro-Am Table


Diamond
Professional Table

Tiger
Everest Tip


Tiger
Sniper Tip


Tiger
Onyx Tip


Tiger
Emerald Tip


Tiger
IceBreaker2 J/B


New Predator
Ice2 Sport Wrap


New Predator
Ice2 Sport No Wrap


Kamui Snooker Tip
Original 11mm


Kamui Snooker Tip
Black 11mm


Predator
8K Series


Predator
314-3 Shaft


Predator
Z-3 Shaft


Weight Bolts
CueTec/Scorpion


JP Caddy
with Carabiner Clip


Tip Protectors
For 12.75mm Ferrule


ANDY 988
Pool Table Cloth


ANDY 588
Pool Table Cloth


J&J 3x5 Cue Case
Kickstand and Wheels


New Predator Glove
Predator Second Skin


Tiger Glove
Tournament Series


Mezz Cue Towel
In Stock Now


ProShot Glove
In Stock Now


Mezz
Alpha Hybrid Shaft


ProPockets
Back in stock!

Mezz Case
6 Butts 10 Shafts


New from OB
DigiCue BLUE


Mezz TB-17
New Travel Bag


New OB Extension
Pre-Order Now!


Mezz SKR
Snooker Series



Chalk Pouch
Back in stock!


New Product
Jacoby Masse Cue


New Product
Mezz Pro Extension


New Jump Cue
Florian Kohler


OB-170
New Cue Listed


Order NOW!
RB1 Limited Edition


OB-160
New Range


New Bear
Break / Jump Cue


Talisman
1 x Trinity Tip


Talisman
25 x Trinity Tips


McDermott
Junior Cues


Poison
Arsenic3-1


Poison
Arsenic3-2


Poison
Arsenic3-3


Poison
Arsenic3-4


Poison
Arsenic3-5


Poison
Arsenic3-6


Replacement Blade
Porper Cut Rite


Predator
Panthera3-1


Best Tip Tool
Big Shaver


Predator
Ikon3-1


Predator
Ikon3-2


Predator
Ikon3-3


Predator
Ikon3-4


Predator
Ikon3-5


NEW
Mezz GMC-35


Simonis 760
Orig. Worsted Blend


Mezz SA-14
Limited Edition


Simonis X-1
Now back in stock!


Dufferin
Cue Weight Set



TheProShop.biz
Free Post in Europe!
Order now!

  Main Menu

Non-Pool
Topic: Stupid language


Search Forums

Moderated By: BigDave, Pro9Goddess
Pro9 - Europe\'s No.1 Pool Player Resource Forum Index
  »» Non-Pool
    »» Stupid language

Please Register To Post


Author Stupid language

shir
Home away from home
Joined: 13-Mar-2006
Posts: 2201
From: Rotterdam


netherlands30    avatar

posticon   Posted: 2006-09-13 22:32

Trying to understand it...

you guys are just so difficult!!!

Examples:
1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8 ) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18 ) After a number of injections my jaw got number.
19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?




  Member Information For shirProfile   Send Private Message To shir   Quote And Reply To This MessageQuote

shir
Home away from home
Joined: 13-Mar-2006
Posts: 2201
From: Rotterdam


netherlands30    avatar

posticon   Posted: 2006-09-13 22:32

pffffffffffff



  Member Information For shirProfile   Send Private Message To shir   Quote And Reply To This MessageQuote

Sparkey
Home away from home
Joined: 13-Mar-2006
Posts: 190


blank    avatar

posticon   Posted: 2006-09-14 00:02

It's Double Dutch to me..     :lol:

Have you any more sweeties sweetie.... ;-)



  Member Information For SparkeyProfile   Send Private Message To Sparkey   Quote And Reply To This MessageQuote

Blue_Suede
Just can't stay away
Joined: 14-Mar-2006
Posts: 121


scotland30    avatar

posticon   Posted: 2006-09-14 02:15

Fnarrr, fnarrr?

Naw.....?

Ok then......

Good call by Shir - esp for a lass, alas...

heh heh

BS



  Member Information For Blue_SuedeProfile   Send Private Message To Blue_Suede   Send Email To Blue_Suede   Quote And Reply To This MessageQuote

paddy147
Home away from home
Joined: 26-Mar-2006
Posts: 709
From: ireland


blank    avatar

posticon   Posted: 2006-09-14 07:04

dune can martin!!!!! lol



  Member Information For paddy147Profile   Send Private Message To paddy147   paddy147's MSNM Number Is paddysnooker@hotmail.com   Quote And Reply To This MessageQuote

Riggers
Home away from home
Joined: 30-Mar-2006
Posts: 4454
From: Barnsley (centre of the universe)


uk    avatar

posticon   Posted: 2006-09-14 08:11

Aye, appen as meybe thas reet lass.



  Member Information For RiggersProfile   Send Private Message To Riggers   Go To Riggers's Website   Quote And Reply To This MessageQuote

shir
Home away from home
Joined: 13-Mar-2006
Posts: 2201
From: Rotterdam


netherlands30    avatar

posticon   Posted: 2006-09-14 10:05

bla bla bla?
didn't get any of the replies!!!



  Member Information For shirProfile   Send Private Message To shir   Quote And Reply To This MessageQuote

shir
Home away from home
Joined: 13-Mar-2006
Posts: 2201
From: Rotterdam


netherlands30    avatar

posticon   Posted: 2006-09-14 10:17

Help!!
Explain?!



  Member Information For shirProfile   Send Private Message To shir   Quote And Reply To This MessageQuote

cueman
Home away from home
Joined: 14-Mar-2006
Posts: 1423
From: Coventry


uk    avatar

posticon   Posted: 2006-09-14 12:09

try babel fish :-)



  Member Information For cuemanProfile   Send Private Message To cueman   Go To cueman's Website   Quote And Reply To This MessageQuote

Riggers
Home away from home
Joined: 30-Mar-2006
Posts: 4454
From: Barnsley (centre of the universe)


uk    avatar

posticon   Posted: 2006-09-14 12:13

On 2006-09-14 08:11 , Riggers Wrote:

!!! QUOTE !!!

Aye, appen as meybe thas reet lass.

Barnsley for "Yes, maybe you are right, girl".




  Member Information For RiggersProfile   Send Private Message To Riggers   Go To Riggers's Website   Quote And Reply To This MessageQuote

shir
Home away from home
Joined: 13-Mar-2006
Posts: 2201
From: Rotterdam


netherlands30    avatar

posticon   Posted: 2006-09-14 12:27

haha ok....



  Member Information For shirProfile   Send Private Message To shir   Quote And Reply To This MessageQuote

TheSurgeon
Home away from home
Joined: 13-Mar-2006
Posts: 529
From: Leeds


poland    avatar

posticon   Posted: 2006-09-14 16:45

I love the one in the desert, or is it the desert? :o)-



  Member Information For TheSurgeonProfile   Send Private Message To TheSurgeon   Send Email To TheSurgeon   Go To TheSurgeon's Website   Quote And Reply To This MessageQuote

poolknight
Home away from home
Joined: 22-Jun-2006
Posts: 478


blank    avatar

posticon   Posted: 2006-09-14 16:50

i was playing pool in my swimming pool



  Member Information For poolknightProfile   Send Private Message To poolknight   Quote And Reply To This MessageQuote

Shooter
Home away from home
Joined: 14-Mar-2006
Posts: 517


wales    avatar

posticon   Posted: 2006-09-14 19:13

Shir!

A well known Bristol chat up line!

"Thees gunna avim ur wat?"

Or

"Ows like a babby by I"


-----------------

[ This message was edited by: Shooter on 2006-09-14 19:14 ]



  Member Information For ShooterProfile   Send Private Message To Shooter   Quote And Reply To This MessageQuote

shir
Home away from home
Joined: 13-Mar-2006
Posts: 2201
From: Rotterdam


netherlands30    avatar

posticon   Posted: 2006-09-15 09:03

what?!
Hahaha



  Member Information For shirProfile   Send Private Message To shir   Quote And Reply To This MessageQuote

Member Messages

Forum Search & Navigation


 

Log in to check your private messages



Please Login Or Register





  


 

[ Advanced Search ]

Jump To Forum: 




PRO9 has established an outstanding reputation as Europe's No.1 source for information on American Pool in the UK and Europe.

Upcoming tournament details, prompt match reporting, exclusive images by talented photographers, superb articles by expert pundits, active pool related forums, player profiles and a very sophisticated membership - basically, an incredible information resource for the American style game in Europe.

Since it launched, PRO9 has become compulsory reading, not just for the UK's pool players, but to hundreds and thousands of pool obsessives from around the world every single day.

PRO9's members range from professional pool players, cue-sports enthusiasts, club managers, tournament organisers, pool fans and aficionados, as well as various "movers and shakers" in the cue-sports field, including entrepreneurs in the wholesale and retail sector, as well as magazine editors and television sports promoters.

Growing more and more popular every single year, PRO9 is the best placed vehicle for the promotion of your pool club, billiards brand, associated products, services and opportunities in the truly massive pan-European billiard market.

If you're reading this, you should check out www.Pro9.co.uk for yourself!

Please use these logos and text in your links to www.Pro9.co.uk - thank you.



Forum rules: No advertising, no links to businesses/shops/eBay, no swearing, respect our sponsors and each other, no hate!


Flag Counter
Flag counter installed Monday 11 November 2013


All logos and trademarks in this site are property of their respective owner.
The comments are property of their posters, all the rest © 2006/2007 by Big Dave at Pro9.co.uk.

This web site was made with myPHPNuke, a web portal system written in PHP.
myPHPNuke is Free Software released under the GNU/GPL license.

I didn't think anyone read this bit down here!!!


You can syndicate our news using the file
backend.php or ultramode.txt


  
















































Page took 0.065262 seconds to load.