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Posted: 2013-01-17 12:20
Please cut and paste your favourite jokes here!
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Posted: 2013-01-17 12:20
just eaten some tesco burgers,made me quiet ill ive got the trots,ive checked the date and there off.im ok doctor said im in a stable condition
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Posted: 2013-01-17 12:21
Horse meat found in tesco burgers..camel toe found in primark leggings
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Posted: 2013-01-17 12:22
brilliant and I have stolen that and put it on a friend of mine's fb page as he has a picture of a horse in the Tesco Self Checkout with the following caption "unexpected item found in baggage area"
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Posted: 2013-01-17 12:23
Tesco Quarter Pounders: The affordable way to buy your daughter the pony that she's always wanted!
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Posted: 2013-01-17 12:23
Those Aldi horse burgers were nice, but I prefer my Lidl pony!
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Posted: 2013-01-17 12:27
They are selling off all the burgers down Tesco's, big box only a pony!
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Posted: 2013-01-17 12:27
nuffin wrong with them burgers... low in salt and shergar
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Posted: 2013-01-17 12:29
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Posted: 2013-01-17 12:32
Traces of zebras found in Tesco barcodes.
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Posted: 2013-01-17 14:01
"After eating my burger, I craved sugar cubes and oats. On a positive note, my willy has grown 15 inches and I had a big dump in the road."
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MartinBullet
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Posted: 2013-01-17 14:17
Low in fat, high in Shergar.
To be honest though it's funny all this he11 on about horse burgers, you should try the Chinese meatballs from my local takeaway, they're the dog's bollix...
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Posted: 2013-01-17 14:29
they're now testing veggie burgers for traces of uni-quorn
went to te5co cafe, ordered a burger, when asked if I wanted anything on it, said a fiver each way please
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Posted: 2013-01-17 19:47
Just been to Tesco and bought a bottle of Bacardi, a bottle of Lamb's & some burgers.
That's white rum, dark rum & Red Rum..
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Posted: 2013-01-17 19:52
To eat or not eat a Tesco burger? That is equestrian...
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Posted: 2013-01-17 19:54
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Posted: 2013-01-17 19:58
i had a sore throat after eating a tesco burger, turns out i was just a little hoarse !!
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Posted: 2013-01-17 20:00
eating too many Tesco burgers can give you fool burgers syndrome...
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tigger147
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Posted: 2013-01-17 20:01
Tesco's are accepting HMV vouchers as long as you tell them HMV stands for Horse Meat Vouchers
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Posted: 2013-01-17 20:04
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