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shir
Home away from home Joined: 13-Mar-2006 Posts: 2201
From: Rotterdam
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Posted: 2006-09-13 22:32
Trying to understand it...
you guys are just so difficult!!!
Examples: 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. 8 ) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10) I did not object to the object. 11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid. 12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. 13) They were too close to the door to close it. 14) The buck does funny things when the does are present. 15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. 16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. 17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail. 18 ) After a number of injections my jaw got number. 19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear. 20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. 21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
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shir
Home away from home Joined: 13-Mar-2006 Posts: 2201
From: Rotterdam
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Posted: 2006-09-13 22:32
pffffffffffff
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Sparkey
Home away from home Joined: 13-Mar-2006 Posts: 190
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Posted: 2006-09-14 00:02
It's Double Dutch to me.. Have you any more sweeties sweetie.... 
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Blue_Suede
Just can't stay away Joined: 14-Mar-2006 Posts: 121
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Posted: 2006-09-14 02:15
Fnarrr, fnarrr?
Naw.....?
Ok then......
Good call by Shir - esp for a lass, alas...
heh heh
BS
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paddy147
Home away from home Joined: 26-Mar-2006 Posts: 709
From: ireland
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Posted: 2006-09-14 07:04
dune can martin!!!!! lol
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Riggers
Home away from home Joined: 30-Mar-2006 Posts: 4454
From: Barnsley (centre of the universe)
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Posted: 2006-09-14 08:11
Aye, appen as meybe thas reet lass.
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shir
Home away from home Joined: 13-Mar-2006 Posts: 2201
From: Rotterdam
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Posted: 2006-09-14 10:05
bla bla bla? didn't get any of the replies!!!
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shir
Home away from home Joined: 13-Mar-2006 Posts: 2201
From: Rotterdam
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Posted: 2006-09-14 10:17
Help!! Explain?!
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cueman
Home away from home Joined: 14-Mar-2006 Posts: 1423
From: Coventry
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Posted: 2006-09-14 12:09
try babel fish 
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Riggers
Home away from home Joined: 30-Mar-2006 Posts: 4454
From: Barnsley (centre of the universe)
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Posted: 2006-09-14 12:13
On 2006-09-14 08:11 , Riggers Wrote:!!! QUOTE !!! Aye, appen as meybe thas reet lass. Barnsley for "Yes, maybe you are right, girl".
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shir
Home away from home Joined: 13-Mar-2006 Posts: 2201
From: Rotterdam
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Posted: 2006-09-14 12:27
haha ok....
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TheSurgeon
Home away from home Joined: 13-Mar-2006 Posts: 529
From: Leeds
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Posted: 2006-09-14 16:45
I love the one in the desert, or is it the desert? :o)-
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poolknight
Home away from home Joined: 22-Jun-2006 Posts: 478
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Posted: 2006-09-14 16:50
i was playing pool in my swimming pool
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Shooter
Home away from home Joined: 14-Mar-2006 Posts: 517
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Posted: 2006-09-14 19:13
Shir! A well known Bristol chat up line! "Thees gunna avim ur wat?" Or "Ows like a babby by I" -----------------  [ This message was edited by: Shooter on 2006-09-14 19:14 ]
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shir
Home away from home Joined: 13-Mar-2006 Posts: 2201
From: Rotterdam
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Posted: 2006-09-15 09:03
what?! Hahaha
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