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wayne
Quite a regular
Joined: 14-Sep-2006
Posts: 53
From: North Carolina, USA
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Posted: 2007-09-17 12:25
Wayne: I'm walking down the street and a stranger with a knife steps out of an alleyway and says
"Your money or your life". So I showed him my business card.
Friend: Why did you do that?
Wayne: Well, it proved I'm a cuemaker.
Friend: So?
Wayne: Which proves I have no money or life!
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thecue
Just popping in
Joined: 16-Sep-2007
Posts: 20
From: West Sussex
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Posted: 2007-09-17 12:29
A pool table walks in to a bar and say "any chance of a free drink?" to which the barmen replies "only if you show me your rack" wa wa waaaa 
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BigDave
Forum User
Joined: 13-Mar-2006
Posts: 11008
From: England
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Posted: 2007-09-17 12:52
^^^ I think you just made that one up didn't you?  Not a bad idea though? Anyone else got a cuesports themed joke? [ This message was edited by: BigDave on 2007-09-17 12:52 ]
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thecardman
Home away from home
Joined: 13-Mar-2006
Posts: 359
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Posted: 2007-09-17 12:55
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wayne
Quite a regular
Joined: 14-Sep-2006
Posts: 53
From: North Carolina, USA
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Posted: 2007-09-17 14:20
On 2007-09-17 12:52 , BigDave Wrote:!!! QUOTE !!! ^^^ I think you just made that one up didn't you?
Not a bad idea though? Anyone else got a cuesports themed joke? Well, I may have been mistaken about it being a kinife as it was dark, it may have been the leg bone of a chicken. You know how those lil old ladies carry some of everything in their purse. 
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PC
Official Pro9 Tipster!
Joined: 14-Mar-2006
Posts: 780
From: Leeds
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Posted: 2007-09-19 00:00
not a joke but i bet you laugh!!!! Videoargh i cant make this work......i've not given up yet though -----------------  [ This message was edited by: PC on 2007-09-19 00:08 ]
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