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bruno
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Joined: 14-Mar-2006
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From: Aberdeen, Scotland
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Posted: 2006-05-24 13:42
Try and imagine this as it is typed in a Glasgow/West of Scotland accent...hilarious.... Wee Glesca wumman goes intae a butchershop, where the butcher has Just came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahint his back, with his Rear end aimed at an electric fire. The wee wumman checks oot the display case then asks, "Is that yer Ayrshire bacon?" "Naw," replies the butcher. "It's jist ma haun's Ah'm heatin'." 
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expertfluke
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Joined: 14-Mar-2006
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From: Hertfordshire
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Posted: 2006-05-24 15:08
Whistling wind, barn door creaking, tumbleweed rolling across the horzion. - Silence....
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Destroyer
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Posted: 2006-05-24 15:20
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bruno
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From: Aberdeen, Scotland
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Posted: 2006-05-24 15:36
On 2006-05-24 15:08 , expertfluke Wrote:!!! QUOTE !!! Whistling wind, barn door creaking, tumbleweed rolling across the horzion. - Silence.... Na, thats just the sound of you standing with your mates... 
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expertfluke
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Joined: 14-Mar-2006
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From: Hertfordshire
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Posted: 2006-05-24 15:42
Now that was a better joke! It was a joke wasn't it?
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