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Riggers
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Posted: 2007-10-09 21:42
You cheeky ******. Charge for fuel in my car is 15 p per mile. It actually costs me more than double that to keep the car on the road. Then when you add the fact that I have to stay sober all weekend it's defo worth 50p a mile but I just charge you 15! And even that's too much? 60 mile runaround x 2 = 120 miles to pick you 3 up it was! Then there's a small matter of a 280 mile round trip to add on. Can't wait! Drive your bloody self next time! So a 280 mile round trip + a 120 mile runaround in the early hours of the morning, door to door pickup costs you £15 quid. Think you should try local taxi firm next time pal! You find charges from Diamond Cars are comparible if not more! [ This message was edited by: Riggers on 2007-10-09 21:44 ]
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machinehill
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Posted: 2007-10-09 22:00
lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllll..
class....
machine......bringing some spice and humour into the site......whooooooo.oooooo
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JonnyC
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Posts: 225
From: Leeds
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Posted: 2007-10-09 22:24
hey can you add me to the reserves list please. Jonny Cooper
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simmo77
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From: Derby
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Posted: 2007-10-09 23:24
No problem Johnny you are second on the list.
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Jump_Shot
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From: Yorkshire
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Posted: 2007-10-10 07:51
thediamond sneaks in,
Dixon..............due a good run so get ready Mr hill
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Riggers
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Posted: 2007-10-10 08:40
On 2007-10-09 22:00 , machinehill Wrote:!!! QUOTE !!! lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllll..
class....
machine......bringing some spice and humour into the site......whooooooo.oooooo  Riggers........Always bites
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thediamond
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Posted: 2007-10-10 09:04
Diamond Cars now offers an executive class. Fully air conditioned climate control, leather heated wide seats, smooth quiet ride at a rapid pace. So if you like speed and comfort....book now with DIAMOND CARS.
Also from the same stable.......
Diamond Promotions
Diamond Cues
Diamond Pies
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JonnyC
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From: Leeds
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Posted: 2007-10-10 09:43
steak n kidney please pal
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Riggers
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Posted: 2007-10-10 10:17
On 2007-10-10 09:04 , thediamond Wrote:!!! QUOTE !!! Diamond Cars now offers an executive class. Fully air conditioned climate control, leather heated wide seats, smooth quiet ride at a rapid pace. So if you like speed and comfort....book now with DIAMOND CARS.
Also from the same stable.......
Diamond Promotions
Diamond Cues
Diamond Pies Prices please? Will you undercut the Riggers? £15 for 400 miles worth of travelling. What's the Diamond cars price? Riggers Cars...... - Over 9000 tunes at the touch of a button - Fully air conditioned - Satellite navigation so no getting lost - Comfortable new reliable vehicle - Driving suited for thrill seekers - Prices start at just 15p per mile divided by passengers (or 50p if you've complained about prices before) [ This message was edited by: Riggers on 2007-10-10 10:21 ]
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thediamond
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Posted: 2007-10-10 10:26
No I can't go less than that. Some of these non-car owners think cars run on air, ha, ha!!
But I do offer a level of comfort that rivals BA's Business Class. Thinking of hiring a stewardess to hand out drinks and tuck you in on the long haul flights.....er drives.
Special on pies to Nottingham, 2 for 1.
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Riggers
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Posted: 2007-10-10 11:20
The stewardess sounds like a nice idea but the problem is the other passengers would expect that to reduce fuel charges because she has to pay a share. 2 for 1 on pies sounds good though. I wonder if that will tempt them off the diet?
Riggers Cars.....BOGOF on Sausage & Egg Butties.
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thediamond
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Posted: 2007-10-10 12:36
Pure class on last road trip when we stopped at a service station and they had run out of white tea cakes (or baps) and decided to charge us for individual items, including a slice of bread. So Riggers sausage and egg butty came to £4.50. Riggers told them to stick it and he managed to get them down to £1.70 by the time he had stopped ranting, ha, ha!
Awesome going.
PS: Diamond Cars doesn't offer 9000 tracks, we only do Speed Metal....the softest I will go to is Dragonforce. Bare that in mind when booking with DIAMOND CARS.
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Riggers
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Posted: 2007-10-10 12:45
Yeh I must admit haggling at a motorway service station was a first for me but it produced surprisingly good results Riggers Cars....unlike Diamond Cars will play anything from Mika to Motorhead and will get you discount off your sausage butties too. Riggers cars... the only way to travel.
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thediamond
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Posted: 2007-10-10 12:48
Yeah, stuff it, I am going to liquidise Diamond Cars and join Riggers Cars. No Mika on my journey though.
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Riggers
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Posted: 2007-10-10 12:55
Looks like you're in the sherman tank again then machine!
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Jump_Shot
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Posted: 2007-10-10 18:04
who am i going with dixon ................not confident on motoway driving 
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thediamond
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Posted: 2007-10-10 18:05
There will be a lift somewhere for you pal.
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toomuchaMaverick
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Posted: 2007-10-11 10:25
So any chance of Riggers or Diamond cars doing a detour to Portsmouth? only add a few hundred miles to the journey and I have never been in a tank before! every time my car goes North o fsussex it starts shaking and comes to a standstill
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Ads
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From: Essex, England
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Posted: 2007-10-11 11:53
that means your entering the north lol
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toomuchaMaverick
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Posted: 2007-10-11 15:14
I know, I feel like an explorer every time!
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